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Tusajigwe Furgeson

West Lafayette

Summary

You've probably heard of me from my supreme linkedin profile but it'll repeat anyway .If hired will bring candy for office and will greet everyone everyday. Being originally from Pyongyang, I have an unparalleled work ethic meaning I will work every single day, even holidays, except Saint Patricks Day(I celebrate privately). Even though I am illiterate (I was lying about the 80 WPM thing its more like 7) what I lack in basic comprehension skills I make up for in Flamboyance and Quirkiness.

Work History

Stock Trader

Tusajigwe Osaro Industries
03.2022 - 04.2022

My parents gave me $1,500 dollars to invest in order to increase my financial literacy. I bought 3 shares of Dogecoin at $500 and lost it all. When I asked for more my mother started crying and went on a tangent about "where it all went wrong". Since then my uncle won't let me talk to his kids and I'm still not allowed at the dinner table.

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Skills

- lactose intolerant but I still drink milk (Winners Mentality)

- GOATED on wraith

- Can bench 185

- Must be to bed by 8:30

- Brazilian Mud Wrestling

- Went to a debate team meeting but never came back after the weird kid started his argument with "Riddle me this"

- If I was alive 400 years ago the church would have executed me

- Reads 80 WPM

Timeline

Stock Trader

Tusajigwe Osaro Industries
03.2022 - 04.2022

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Tusajigwe Furgeson