Summary
Overview
Work History
Education
Skills
Accomplishments
Certification
Languages
Timeline
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Bruno Haas

Bruno Haas

Middletown

Summary

I am a driven worker who is always looking for a way to go the extra mile. I am a great team player that is able to step up to leadership positions at any time. I am good in stressful situations and am able to make snap judgments easily and calmly. I also can sling dick and kill pussy like a boss.

Overview

20
20
years of professional experience
1
1
Certification

Work History

Cock Slinger and Pussy Killer

Me, Myself, and I
05.2005 - Current
  • Says it in the title bitch, I do what I say, I reap what I sew. Come at me or cum in me!

Education

Bachelor of Arts - Film And Environmental Science

Wesleyan University
Middletown, CT
05-2028

Skills

  • Terrain analysis
  • Error correction
  • Distance estimation
  • Team communication
  • Herbicide application
  • Cock Slinging
  • And Pussy Killing Mothafuckaaaa

Accomplishments

    Slang Cock and Killed Pussy

Certification

3.5 inch penis

Uncut

Wide as a tuna can

Languages

Spanish
Native or Bilingual
English
Native or Bilingual
French
Native or Bilingual
Arabic
Hindi
Native or Bilingual

Timeline

Cock Slinger and Pussy Killer

Me, Myself, and I
05.2005 - Current

Bachelor of Arts - Film And Environmental Science

Wesleyan University
Bruno Haas