Ambitious and family-oriented candidate pursuing full-time position as "House Husband" under Jennifer Chrisman's employment. Ready to provide satisfaction in any available capacity.
Overview
4
4
years of professional experience
Work History
CCU Staff Nurse
Huntsville Hospital
10.2021 - Current
Keeping people alive long past their expiration date (thanks modern medicine).
Well-versed in begging various providers for a central line despite having a 22 gauge in the left big toenail.
Knowing exactly where to locate the AMA form.
Can titrate multiple pressors that I overrode from the pyxis because no one returns my calls.
Quoted as saying, "Fuck this shit" at least 3 times a shift.
Cat Dad
Joseph Reginald Meg
12.2020 - Current
Excellent at noticing Joe's body language and when to dodge his slaps.
Proficient in caring for the worst roommate I've ever had.
Responsible for both rescuing Joe from dangerous situations and dealing with being the villain in his story for rescuing him from said situation.
No one can ever make me feel worse than Joe does when he stares blankly at me after I refuse to let him run away.
Education
Bachelor of Science - Nursing
Auburn University
Auburn, AL
08-2023
Associate of Science - Nursing
Calhoun Community College
Tanner, AL
05-2021
Skills
Possess the "acts of service" and "physical touch" love languages
An innate love for laundry, particularly the laundry of a 32 year-old fine ass woman and her sweet 5 (6 this week) year-old son
Love of pleasing in both sexual and everyday ways
Decent at both constructing and hanging various sizes of shelving
Will perform silly, romantic gestures no matter how potentially embarrassing they could be
No matter what, will always make time for you no matter what;s going on in life
Hobbies
Extremely average at both pickleball and jiu jitsu.
Surprisingly well-versed in trivia, excellent addition as partner at local bar trivia nights.
While inferior in mini-golf compared to Jennifer, still possess potential as great duo partner.
Extreme adoration for outdoors including various activities such as hiking, swimming, kayaking, etc.
Particular enjoyment of correcting funny mistakes in movies. (For a particular example, please reference the recent Harry Potter rewatch).
Timeline
CCU Staff Nurse
Huntsville Hospital
10.2021 - Current
Cat Dad
Joseph Reginald Meg
12.2020 - Current
Bachelor of Science - Nursing
Auburn University
Associate of Science - Nursing
Calhoun Community College
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