Accomplished Contributing Writer at McSweeney's, with a proven track record of creating engaging content that trends. Skilled Event Organizer at Evil Fleet Productions, enhancing event attendance through innovative strategies. Expert in exceptional writing and collaborative teamwork, my portfolio includes work featured in Jellyvision's You Don't Know Jack series.
Contributions to satirical Twitter/X account "Rep. Jack Kimble", a fake Republican Congressman from nonexistent district in California.
Author of 3 unpublished novels, currently working on a Revise and Resubmit request from an agent.
Expert Rating in Chess
Former Card Counter and Professional Poker Player
Over 40 years experience battling orcs and goblins over dining room tables