I know this is the part where I'm supposed to ramble on about my qualifications, formal trainings, certifications, and such, but you've probably already read about 50 cover letters and resumes like that today alone which have likely left you a massive headache.
So I'm about to do you a huge favor and not make this hiring process more painful than it has to.
With that being said, I'm incredibly excited about this opportunity since I do have the qualities, skills, and experience required to take this business to the next level as you can see below.