

To whom it may concern,
I, Jack Mead take pride in the work I've done in my life. As I grow older I continuously find myself looking to learn more and more. Whether it be through experience at work, a random encounter with a stranger, or time with my loved ones. I am a person of the people above all else; there's not a person alive that I can't find something in common, or get along with. I believe I'd be a great fit with your team and I hope you'd consider me for the position I've applied for.
(P.S. if you hire me you'll be inadvertently feeding three beautiful cats and two rotund guinea pigs)