Joey G. Smith
Imperial Beach,CA
Summary
Dynamic leader with a proven track record as CEO of God Himself, adept at maintaining cosmic balance and directing fate. As a neurosurgeon at Paradise Valley Hospital, I advanced surgical techniques and enhanced patient care. Skilled in negotiation and strategic legal solutions, I excel in client satisfaction and ethical standards.
Overview
22
22
years of professional experience
Work History
CEO of Everything
God Himself
03.2020 - Current
- Running the universe with effortless finesse, maintaining balance and order within time and space
- Managing spiritual communication and prayer, taking messages and responding within a timely manner (to those who deserve it)
- Directing the board of fate-overseeing who gets to continue to walk the earth or not and how
- Everything else
Neurosurgeon
Paradise Valley Hospital
09.2010 - 03.2020
- Assessed medical histories for details such as medication allergies, pre-existing conditions and laboratory results to develop personalized care plans.
- Conducted research to develop and test surgical techniques to improve operating procedures and outcomes.
- Served on hospital committees focused on improving safety protocols and patient satisfaction within the neurosurgery department.
- Performed advanced neurosurgical procedures to treat conditions such as brain tumors, spinal disorders, and vascular malformations.
Senior Lawyer
Kirkland & Ellis
03.2004 - 10.2010
- Enhanced client satisfaction by providing comprehensive legal advice and strategic solutions.
- Drafted persuasive legal documents that effectively communicated complex arguments and supported client positions.
- Resolved disputes between parties through skillful negotiation tactics while adhering strictly to ethical guidelines and professional standards.
- Successfully defended clients against false allegations or claims, preserving their professional reputation and financial stability.
Aerospace Engineer
Lockheed Martin
06.2003 - 02.2004
- Worked with electronic planning, drawings, and pertinent documents such as welding parameters.
- Dispositioned hardware and performed root cause analysis on aerospace equipment.
- Developed weld parameters for manual and automatic aerospace welding.
- Worked with torch weld jigs and set up weldments for exact shrinkages to fit post welds.
Education
Master of Science - Aeronautical Engineering
Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Cambridge, MA04-2009
Master of Science - Neurobiology
Harvard University
Cambridge, MA01-2007
Skills
- Core as shit
- Metal as fuck
- Kosher as hell
- Swag
- Bitches
- Good with parents
Timeline
CEO of Everything
God Himself
03.2020 - Current
Neurosurgeon
Paradise Valley Hospital
09.2010 - 03.2020
Senior Lawyer
Kirkland & Ellis
03.2004 - 10.2010
Aerospace Engineer
Lockheed Martin
06.2003 - 02.2004
Master of Science - Aeronautical Engineering
Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Master of Science - Neurobiology
Harvard University
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