Kim Jong Un

My name is Kim Jong Un, born around 1948. I am currently 42 years young. My father was the second great leader of North Korea, and I the third great leader. While my father gained power due to the diplomacy done by my grandfather, which would one day lead to giving me power. I grew up being the best, and as of today, I maintain that title. Many of my great people state that I maintain power over them and over the entire world due to my military development and nuclear prowess. Though I am perfect at everything I do since I came to power, North Korea's economy has begun to decline. However, that is only because of the lack of effort from my great people. If I had a million dollars, I would spend 90% of it on strengthening Korea's great military and 10% of it on focusing on economic stability. My favorite pastimes are watching basketball or movies about basketball, such as Space Jam. I strengthen my ego by reading The Prince by Machiavelli. Lastly, my favorite song is Aegukka, the North Korean national anthem. Overall, I blame my success on the goldenness and intelligence that comes from my bloodline. People often overlook the power that I hold; they fail to realize that I am the biggest alpha to ever bless the earth. I use my military and propaganda to ensure no president goes against my authority. As I grow older, I plan to instill in my daughter the leadership role of Korea. You could say I am a little woke. Jokes aside, my promise is to make a better world by North Korea-izing any westernized states. The failure to accept old North Korean customs is what corrupts all other nations.

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