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Long John Brownbeard

Bermuda Triangle,North Atlantic

Summary

Me life is full of more than innovative designs for limbless pirates under Captain Hook and a quest for the Fountain of Youth with Barbossa… Long John brings a unique blend of creativity and adventure to the table. Known for my exceptional "ARRRR" and adeptness at acquiring rare movies, my journey reflects a commitment to excellence and camaraderie.

Overview

50
50
years of professional experience

Work History

#1 Plunderer

Me Own Self
Edge of Thee Earth
01.1975 - Current

Me Captain wishes I keep me plunderin voyages a mystery. Cause of them rotten taxes

Hook+Peg Designer

Captain Hook
Key West, FL
04.2005 - 10.2010

A whole 5 years of servin my limbless mateys

Fountain of Youth Quest

Barbossa
???
01.1975 - 12.1975

Twas a one year voyage into the unknowns of the forgotten world. 0/10 quest… am only a year older.

Education

Treasure Huntin -

PiratesLifeForMe Elementary
Location Classified

Right-Hand(Hook) Monkey -

PiratesLifeForMe Elementary
Location Classified

Skills

Me talents:

  • Treasure ain’t the only thing I pirate (Hint: Movies)
  • Captain Jack and me got the same canter
  • Me have a mean “ARRRR”
  • Me a jolly ‘ole fellow

Timeline

Hook+Peg Designer

Captain Hook
04.2005 - 10.2010

#1 Plunderer

Me Own Self
01.1975 - Current

Fountain of Youth Quest

Barbossa
01.1975 - 12.1975

Treasure Huntin -

PiratesLifeForMe Elementary

Right-Hand(Hook) Monkey -

PiratesLifeForMe Elementary
Long John Brownbeard