Marissa Hanna
NC
Summary
I'm an avid outdoorswoman- hiking, swimming, fishing, kayaking, horseback riding, camping, engaging with all kinds of wild animals (except spiders. Fuck spiders) Natural D chest (Not sure how, don't ask questions), with dirty blonde hair, bright blue eyes. Addiction to changing hair color. Dog lover. I like and have a basic understanding of most sports; however I cannot play any sport with a ball. (Skills with balls attached to your person however are above par). I prefer beer over liquor or wine. Enjoy quality time both with friends and alone. Love language is first physical touch followed by quality time and words of affirmation. My self- esteem is shit, but it's a work in progress. Just tell me I'm pretty and grab my butt to do your part in supporting me. Hopeless romantic who loves hard. Relatively politically and religiously neutral- just treat people fairly and respectfully. Family oriented.
Overview
15
15
years of professional experience
Work History
The Standard
The One I Needed
01.2022 - 08.2023
- I really did think that this would be the one.
- We talked about getting married 2 months into officially dating.
- 3 months in my brother died, and my own life as I knew it ended.
- Long story short, we didn't have a strong enough foundation to survive my grief.
- Even though after that point we both knew it would never be the same, we stayed together and he healed me.
- He showed me kindness, affection, compassion, romance, trust, grace...all the things. He set the standard for what I deserve.
- I realize our loved died the day that Jared did, and I don't miss him. I really am just grateful.
Back to Guys my Age/ Single Dad 2
01.2019 - 01.2021
- Obtained solid understanding of sexual preferences and identity
- Realized I do in fact want a family, just with the right person
- Just about mastered communication and problem solving
- Honed skills in caretaking, listening, and oral sex
- Strengthened ability to operate as an independent individual within the scope of a romantic partnership.
The Older Man/ Single Dad 1
01.2014 - 01.2019
- Gained beginner experience in dealing with exes
- Gained experience in basic childcare and housekeeping
- Acquired basic listening skills with specialization in grown-up issues
- Developed sense of identity
- Continued growth in all aspects of maturity
- Gained understanding of recognizing when to leave something that doesn't serve you and/or your vision.
Almost but not Quite
01.2013 - 01.2014
- Significant increase in identifying red flags and addressing them
- Developed sense of courage and regained self-respect.
Ho Phase
01.2012 - 01.2014
- Leveled up in sexual boldness
- Was drunk an awful lot and lost all sense of self-respect
- Really a dark time in my past
- Shit got weird for a little bit.
Next Serious Relationship, Junior/Senior Year
01.2010 - 01.2012
- Off and on for 2 years
- He didn't abuse drugs, just me
- Further experience in the bedroom
- Gained significant regret experience
- Learned importance of good friends and the value of mistakes.
First Boyfriend- Freshman Year
12.2008 - 05.2008
- Acquired basic skills in 1st and 2nd base
- Gained experience in managing arguments
- Acquired new respect for self and made promise never to date men with substance abuse issues.
Education
Class of 2011 -
High School Education
Small Redneck Town, Upstate NYMasters in Being a Functioning Female -
School of Life
11.2023
(Almost) Doctorate in Chiropractic -
Big Girl Education
Sherman College, SC01.2022
Skills
- Pretty funny
- Fluent in English, (almost) Spanish, and sarcasm
- Clean freak
- 40 in all things sexual
- Professional cuddler
- Understand importance of being separate entities while sharing a life
- Really great communicator
- Always trying to improve and do better
- Loyal
- Good work ethic
- Very self-aware
- Fun to be around
- Genuine desire to help achieve your goals/ make your dreams come true -making you happy will make me happy
Core Values
Honesty, Trust, Respect, Empathy, Vulnerability, Commitment, Intimacy, Communication, Accountability, Companionship, Friendship, Sex, Health Consious
Aspirations
Seeking partner whose goals align with mine. Some of what I want my future to look like/include are as follows-
- Lots of land, size of house doesn't really matter. I want goats and chickens for sure, and maybe some mini cows and horses.
- Kids. Not right now. But eventually (My parenting style will be gentle and as natural as possible)
- Lots of travel, both in and out of the country
- Toys. Like, adult toys but not the sexual kind (though those are welcomed too) But I mean four-wheelers, boat, jet ski, snowmobile, etc.
- Super active within friend groups and family. Hosting events i.e., Game nights, sporting events, dinners, etc.
- A very active sex life. True nymph over here so if hanky- panky ends in a few years, we will most definitely have problems.
- Vacation house (ideally 2- one lake house, one beach house)
- Main house needs to have wrap-around porch with cute porch swing or couch overlooking land and LOTS of windows
- Super successful chiropractic office on property, but not right next to the house
Timeline
The Standard
The One I Needed
01.2022 - 08.2023
Back to Guys my Age/ Single Dad 2
01.2019 - 01.2021
The Older Man/ Single Dad 1
01.2014 - 01.2019
Almost but not Quite
01.2013 - 01.2014
Ho Phase
01.2012 - 01.2014
Next Serious Relationship, Junior/Senior Year
01.2010 - 01.2012
First Boyfriend- Freshman Year
12.2008 - 05.2008
Class of 2011 -
High School Education
Masters in Being a Functioning Female -
School of Life
(Almost) Doctorate in Chiropractic -
Big Girl Education