Nehemiah Areta

• Farmed 30+ Instagram followers and Snapchats at DomerFest and Legacy
• Goyfed more freshman than the entire three door combined
• Brought all but one of the freshman girls who have stepped foot in 3B this year
• Class of 2030 40s Champ
• Got into multiple bars
• Scored in section football
• Designer and Co-Owner of the L
• Grinded on by 5+ females

Achievements:

• 4.52 High School GPA
• Two-Time All-League Defensive End
• 23 sacks, 32 TFLs, one interception, and 6 batted passes senior year
• 5th Grade Individual and Team Math State Champion
• Greater Spokane Scholar Athlete of the Year
• Salutatorian
• Family Man

Documented intimate encounter locations:

• My Bed
• Other Beds
• Field (itchy)
• Park Bench (unsanitary)
• Cliff (immaculate view)
• Pontoon boat in middle of the lake (amazing view but high risk)
• Shower (overrated)
• Bathroom
• A lot of couches
• Tent
• Driver Seat
• Passenger Seat
• Back Seats

Substance Records in a single night (different days for each):

• Alcohol: 1 bottle of tequila, 3 cutwaters, 2 beers (alleged, dont remember the beers)
• Ganja: 2 joints, 3 yart blinkers
• Nicotine: 30% of a Geek bar, 1 Wintergreen zyn puck
• Mush: 3 grams