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Robert Cattinson

New York,NY

Summary

I am a street-cat turned house-cat , boasting a repertoire of talents, including expert napping, world class mouse chasing, and a knack for stealing hearts faster than I can steal tuna cans. With a fur coat as sleek as my namesake's acting chops, I am the quintessential fat cat who knows that life is better lived horizontally on a plush velvet couch.

Overview

4
4
years of professional experience

Work History

Fighter

Fight Club
08.2022 - Current

The first rule of Fight Club is.... (just check my Mom's hands and wrists for proof)

Scribe

Brianna Havraniak
04.2022 - Current

-Listened in and took action items for all of my Mom's clients calls

- Sat on my Mom's keyboard to help her craft the most creative writing of here life

- Stared into the camera in case anyone forgot how cute I am

Alley Cat

The Streets
06.2020 - Current

- Born and raised on the streets of the 305

- Collected lizards and snakes to keep myself alive

- One might compare it to going on survivor

Skills

- Toe Licker

- Dog Tolerater

- Human Hater

- Hair Ball Thrower Upper

- Named after a handsome actor

- Cute green eyes like Puss in Boots

- Professional Sleeper

Affiliations

  • The Canines of America

Headshot

14 pounds of pure talent. 

Timeline

Fighter

Fight Club
08.2022 - Current

Scribe

Brianna Havraniak
04.2022 - Current

Alley Cat

The Streets
06.2020 - Current
Robert Cattinson