Highly motivated to lock down the position of being your moms man, not just for today but for the future to come. I am exceptionally qualified for the role and always looking for room to advance at this position. My 10 year goal is to earn your trust and make you are all the happiest people in the world. I appreciate your time and consideration and look forward to to hearing your decision regarding the most important interview of my life.
Overview
34
34
years of professional experience
Work History
Your Moms Man
my damn self
Anywhere Its Needed , Merica'
10.1989 - Current
God is #1
I love my children and family more than anything in the world and would fight 6, 9 headed dragons at once like a boss to keep to keep them safe.
Merica'
great shoulder to cry on when your mom cant is going nuts and can't regulate your emotions.
I know my way around a car, but may curse like hell while fixing it.
the gym is happy my place #beastmode
Im a dependable man, I want to be there for you and your mother just as much as she wants to be there for me and my children.
I know how to use a gun and I like to blow shit up...so you should probably monitor your mother and I while using explosives. or we can leave mom at home so that WE can go blow shit up!
I don't even need to look at the instructions to put all your moms amazon packages together..... SAY WHAAAAT!!!