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Joseph Inman

Vancouver,WA

Summary

I care about people. I find work and jobs highly dehumanizing and dissociative. I can hang onto what keeps us human and that is why I excel so well at any task that I want to do. I really would like to try out this job if it pays $100,000 a year, and I'm hoping this job requires very high level problem solving and analytical skills, because if it's boring as hell this is going to be a long 10 years.

Overview

15
15
years of professional experience

Work History

Uber Driver

Uber
11.2017 - Current

I drive passengers all around the cities of Portland, OR and Vancouver, WA while also chit chatting and trying to make customers feel loved and comfortable. It is a lot harder to please random people every 10 minutes, especially when you have a "degree of control over their lives." People tend to not share how they feel, so it's an extra challenge to learn how to convince people that I will do absolutely everything they will say to make them happy when they seem to think that I hold "power" over them simply because I'm steering the wheel.


This might appear overly analytical, but this is how my mind works. Supposedly I have autism the same as Albert Einstein, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Johnny Depp, etc.

Manager

Walmart
10.2008 - 01.2018

The main job at Walmart was to walk around to cashiers and give them comfort whenever they were unable to assist a customer, and in turn give their customer comfort when they felt the cashier was unable to help them. Mainly, I pretended to care and I convinced everybody I had their best interests at heart even though I had no idea how to actually help them. But in today's society, that is what is required, and I think I see it the right way and I am honest about it, and that's why people were susceptible to my instructions and advice, in my humble opinion. Once I left Walmart, I heard over half of my subordinates quit within less than a month because they couldn't stand the environment after I moved on. Maybe it was correlation and not causation, but I'm fairly certain I had a very large impact.

Education

Associate's Degree - AI, Automation, Robotics

Clark Community College
Vancouver
01.2024

Skills

    I am highly focused when I find a task that I find a genuine interest in I hope to be able to actually find out what this job entails and how much it pays more than anything

    Once I find the life goal, task, agenda, etc that I am highly interested in, nobody can stop me and I excel past everybody else exponentially and massively

Accomplishments

    I pulled a drunk driving teenager out of a burning vehicle in 2013. I thought I was going to die because the fire was so intense, but I was able to retake control of my own body and save his life.


    https://www.carnegiehero.org/hero-search/joseph-c-inman/

Ark: Survival Evolved expert: 8,000 hours played

It's really fun, at least for me. And it requires you to remember how to find and distribute and store hundreds of unique resources while also having very quick reflexes in fights and organizational skills. There's also dinosaurs.

Timeline

Uber Driver

Uber
11.2017 - Current

Manager

Walmart
10.2008 - 01.2018

Associate's Degree - AI, Automation, Robotics

Clark Community College
Joseph Inman