Multi-untalented business leader bringing four years of experience as an unsuccessful president. Strategic problem creator. Implements plans that meet current and future needs of domination. Key expertise in goodly things.
Overview
4
4
years of professional experience
Work History
President of the United States of America
Citizens of the U.S.A
Washington DC., DE
01.2017 - 01.2021
Collaborated with staff members to ensure the subjugation of the American people and form a fascist regime.
Monitored market trends and adjusted strategies accordingly in order to profit the rich and impoverish the poor.
Enforced legislative modifications to optimize functionalities of government in order to co-opt the Constitution.
Developed policies, procedures, and short-term and long-term goals for the country in order to stifle the will of the people and propagate Christian zealots and right wing yahoos .
Provided lack of leadership and guidance during the pandemic in order to maximize civilian deaths and misery.
Cultivated relationships with key autocrats such as dictators, warmongerers, and despots.
Organized and facilitated meetings, strategic planning sessions, and social media posts in order to ensure an insurrection.
Cultivated and maintained negative working relationships with democrats, media and any institution not willing to be sycophants.
Delivered speeches and attended conferences to promote ridiculous ideas (Clorox) and confuse the populous.
Incessantly mocked war veterans and gold star recipients (losers), disabled journalist, as well as anyone who would dare to disagree.
Hired, trained and mentored judges in order to facilitate the the removal of individual rights, especially women and blacks.
Normalized adolescent mentality, misogyny, lying, backward energy policies, cruel immigration policies, felonious criminal status, contempt for the Constitution, grabbing them by the pussy etc. etc. etc.
Family Medicine Healthcare Administrator at Citizens Convenient Center (Formerly Citizens Primary Care)Family Medicine Healthcare Administrator at Citizens Convenient Center (Formerly Citizens Primary Care)