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Brendan Saladino
Harvest,AL
Summary
Seasoned professional with a robust background in operations management and conflict resolution, honed through a dynamic role with [Name Redacted for Obvious Reasons]. Excelled in partner relationship building and demonstrated expertise in social contract negotiation, contributing to a [Redacted]% satisfaction rate. Renowned for exceptional culinary skills and a commitment to maintaining high standards in personal and domestic upkeep.
Overview
8
8
years of professional experience
1
1
Certification
Work History
Long Term Partner
[Name Redacted for Obvious Reasons]
02.2016 - 09.2023
- Oversaw day to day activities pertaining to a romantic partner.
- Maintained a steady, and positive atmosphere for [The Partner] during both agreeable and disagreeable periods.
- Provided ACTUAL massages, not 'massages.'
- Monitored partner health and performance.
- Presented evidence that [Partner]'s woes, and ailments were both valid and understandable.
- Collaborated with [Partner] in creating recurring weekly/bi-weekly meetings, often involving team building and catered meals.
- Networked with [Partner]'s colleagues and fellow professionals to ensure appropriate bonuses and compensation were presented during holidays.
- Prepared and presented communications in the form of electronic messaging, often at a moment's notice.
- Researched various solutions for the "Monthly Status Report": this includes Chocolate-ized Dairy Products, plush comforters, Heated Abdominal Pads, and associated OTC medications/ toiletries.
- Consistently voted for the autonomy of [Partner] and similar entities.
- Developed strategies toward the improvement of the workplace, such as random words of affirmation, acts of service and quality time.
- Minimized risks of exposure to toxic workplaces by keeping extraneous communication with individuals strictly workplace appropriate.
- Possesses advanced proficiency in the art of lighthearted, flirtatious dialogue.
- Demonstrates an unparalleled commitment to the emotional and logistical support of a primary relationship, with a focus on fostering partner satisfaction and overall well-being.
- Exhibits consistent adherence to personal and household hygiene standards, alongside proficient skills in culinary preparation, cleaning operations, and general domestic maintenance.
Education
Associate of Science - Geoscience
Southern New Hampshire University
Hooksett, NH11-2025
Bachelor of Science - General Studies
Calhoun Community College
Huntsville, AL12-2020
Skills
- Contract negotiation
- Operations management
- Conflict resolution
- Partner relationship building
- Cash Handling
- Pet Grooming
- Cuisine Curiosity
- 'Skills'
- Annoying [Partner]
- Never Giving You Up
- Never Letting You Down
- Never Turning Around
- Never Deserting You
Certification
- CPR Certified
- First-Aid Certified
- Team T Gold Star Member
Software
Acts of Service
Words of Affirmation
Physical Touch
Thoughtful Gestures
GODOT
Gift Giving
Timeline
Long Term Partner
[Name Redacted for Obvious Reasons]
02.2016 - 09.2023
- CPR Certified
- First-Aid Certified
- Team T Gold Star Member
Associate of Science - Geoscience
Southern New Hampshire University
Bachelor of Science - General Studies
Calhoun Community College
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