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Evan Kosinski

Evan Kosinski

Elkton

Summary

I am looking to apply to Maggie's House to help others channel their inner or outer beauty using my homemade techniques.

I would like to start September 17 (first day as a free man) and retire shortly after.

Willing to trade Jeeta (orange cat or Alex) for this job opportunity.

Overview

8
8
years of professional experience

Work History

Plant Daddy

BAV
Scottsdale
02.2025 - Current
  • Death by cacti

Side Piece

Kelly Thompson
Bad Axe
11.2024 - Current
  • Dirty Jokes
  • Nickelback
  • Nickelback
  • Nickelback

Hunny Buns

Kate Jaworski
03.2024 - Current
  • Best friends even when we aren't
  • Doing anything possible to make her smile or laugh
  • Make her feel loved
  • Waking a very large and scary woman up from hibernation to go golfing so she had a partner (large scary woman said no)
  • But mostly being as sassy and sarcastic as possible

Integrated Solutions Manager

Tri County Equipment
Sandusky
06.2017 - Current
  • "Manage" a department LMAO
  • Pretends to be good with technology
  • Drive around a lot
  • Piss farmers (and everyone else) off

Education

Pre-Ag - Agriculture

Saginaw Valley State University
Bay City, MI
12-2015

Ag Tech - Agriculture

Michigan State University
East Lansing, MI
05-2018

Skills

  • Kelly (Side Piece) - Number available upon request
  • Cindy Kosinski (Mother) - Number available upon request
  • Alex Majeski (Jeeta) - Number available upon request
  • Kate Jaworski (Giddy Up) - Number available upon request
  • Jeeta (Orange Cat) - Doesn't have a phone, so pls don't ask for this reference

Accomplishments

  • Passed third grade twice
  • Passed fourth grade once
  • Adopted Jeeta (orange cat)
  • Have not killed Jeeta (still orange cat)
  • Understands the difference between money piece and side piece
  • One time cacti attack survivor
  • Won a look-alike contest with an Asian preacher from Harbor Beach

Languages

English
Limited
German
Elementary
Chinese (Mandarin)
Elementary

Timeline

Plant Daddy

BAV
02.2025 - Current

Side Piece

Kelly Thompson
11.2024 - Current

Hunny Buns

Kate Jaworski
03.2024 - Current

Integrated Solutions Manager

Tri County Equipment
06.2017 - Current

Pre-Ag - Agriculture

Saginaw Valley State University

Ag Tech - Agriculture

Michigan State University

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