Jonathan Hare
Sioux Falls,SD
Summary
Relentlessly organized and adaptable administrative professional with three years' experience in high-pressure retail and office settings. Managed complex scheduling, customer service chaos, and backend systems, while handling everything from inventory management to process improvement and vendor coordination. Outside work, I'm a compulsive system-builder and research addict with a talent for breaking down messes into actionable solutions. Looking for a job that actually leverages my ability to juggle a hundred things, spot problems before they explode, and keep the operation moving with minimal issues.
Overview
3
3
years of professional experience
1
1
Certificate
Work History
Sales Associate
Menards
05.2022 - Current
- Managed simultaneous orders for 4–6 customers, tracking unique paint formulas across multiple systems and machines with zero errors.
- Operated independently for long stretches without managerial oversight, balancing customer service and backend organization.
- Created and maintained data logs for inventory and customer orders, ensuring accurate documentation and follow-through.
- Resolved customer issues quickly while maintaining high efficiency across technical tools and physical workflows.
Administrative Assistant
Longview Asphalt Services
05.2023 - 02.2024
- Managed scheduling, invoicing, purchase orders, and daily office ops for a small, seasonal paving contractor.
- Tracked inventory, prepped payroll, handled job scheduling, fielded calls, and kept digital records.
Education
High School Diploma -
Washington High School
Skills
Managing chaos under pressure without mistakes
Self-taught researcher with system-building mindset
Fast learner with desire for structure and clean logic
Handles technical documentation and customer demands simultaneously
Independent decision-maker with low error tolerance
Muli-tasking between different priorities quickly and efficiently
Certification
ACT WorkKeys NCRC – Gold (2021-10)
Timeline
Administrative Assistant
Longview Asphalt Services
05.2023 - 02.2024
Sales Associate
Menards
05.2022 - Current
High School Diploma -
Washington High School
Independent Projects
Narrative Engine (Multiversal Worldbuilding Project)
2018 – Present
- Created a recursive storytelling system across 17 original universes, each with unique rulesets.
- Universe 5 (Blackwall): Time-fractured world exploring existential recursion and trauma loops.
- Universe 17 (Burnwood): A hyper-regulated quantum realm with conduit-based reality manipulation.
- Developed systems for timeline divergence, power inheritance, character-level emotional recursion, and metaphysical rule enforcement.
- Structured entirely in Notion with over 100,000+ words of documentation and multi-character development trees.
The Index — Independent Systems Design & Philosophical Simulation
2024 – Present
- Replaces traditional academia with a live research archive spanning emotional cognition, political reconstruction, recursive memory, and AI design
- Functions as a thought engine: multi-layered structure across Manifestos, experimental timelines (e.g. Blackwall), narrative recursion systems, and theoretical OS logic
- Developed in absence of formal education or funding; built entirely from personal initiative, emotional labor, and sustained cognitive output
- Project includes simulated government replacement models, emotional diagnostics, and long-form story design reflecting internal philosophical evolution